Showing posts with label tuesday alleration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tuesday alleration. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

a story


Curly Haired Mermaid, lounges on the beach with Beautiful, Strong Mermaid, who is fighting a life stealing octopus; 

Beautiful, Strong Mermaid to the Curly Haired one: "Will you message Jamaican Merman (who has been in her life for a bit, who adores her) and let him know, we are at the beach and I don't have my shell phone."

message sent. 

"What did he say?" 

no response.

(few minutes later) "What did he say?"

message received. 

The Curly Haired one reads, "Awesome, Hope you guys are chilling and having a blast, Tell her I love her mucho."

Beautiful, Strong Mermaid: *rolls her eyes*

Curly Haired Mermaid wonders if she will ever appreciate affection from a Merman. 

But who needs a Merman when Strong, Beautiful Mermaid can fight a life sucking octopus, make enough sand dollars and get a Masters in the sea, all at the same time. 

Curly Haired Mermaid, beams with delight. 
Strong, Beautiful Mermaid, is a perfect role model. 

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Little Letters

A few of my favorite bloggy blogs do some form of love letters or friday letters and I always enjoy reading them so I thought I'd join the fun and do one myself. 





Dear Tuesday: What is it like to be the most overlooked day of the week? No one complains about you like they do Monday; no one annoys their children with Happy Hump day jokes like they do on Wednesday; usually people aren't celebrating their thirst on Tuesdays and Everyone loves the weekend. Dear Hot Body: Please, hurry; we are putting in the work now reveal yourself. Dear Vodka Water: As soon as my hot body catches up we will reunite, i promise.. I miss you too. Dear NCLEX: Please stop stealing my best friend away- you are ruining our life. Dear The Bachelorette: I don't even know how to deal... I get stressed out every time you kiss someone- your man juggling skills are impeccable.. and all the guys are fine with it... Can real dating be like this or? Dear Google: stop tempting me to Google the Bachelorette winner- I tried a few times but I have yet to dig deeper.  Dear Kate Hudson: Can we trade lives and bodies and faces yet?  Dear Spin Class: I know I said it all last week but  I promise- I am coming to you TOMORROW. Dear SnapChat: Thanks! I have so many beautiful pictures of my friends thanks to you.  Dear hot man I see regularly at the gym: Why. you. not. propose. marriage. to. me. yet?  




Cheers! 
Sierra